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ya! hahah Max lor

ya so no cookies, no raisins, no mushrooms, no capsicums... if i remember i let u know again. hahahahha....

cannot la, i too XXXL to be private detective. people will spot me first ahahahhaha....

hmm... then according to ur experience i shd call which one first lei? police? news? town council?

haiz share something happier. my latest projects. i bought gold tapes from popular n added to the bomb shelter door! love it!!! n my master bedroom door with LOVE. yes yes only half cos the 'other half' inside the room ma! wahahahah...

I heard from Beth the house got 4 more!

haiyo u came so many times liao i tot u knew!! dunno is it i kaypo? cos the neighbours next to Albert's is actually a journalist from Straits Times. Quite famous de. but she also bochup lei? maybe i kpo go ask them later...

I risked my life take pic for u guys lei!

yo brother! long time no see! how ur reno le? haiz... before i moved in my good neighbours all complain to me abt that Albert family le. Town council came n Albert told the officer that we all agreed to let him install de!!! so stupid right? so no choice i have to keep my doors close at all times.otherwise no privacy at all. cant even take photo show u all cos he will know!

but inside me is a heroine waiting to appear lei! how??? Beth told me that kopitiam boor named ALBERT got throw cushions at her la. physical ma? i scared Beth will buay tahan n commit suicide how? 21st storey lei!

wa!!!!! so nice!!!!!!!! hehe but i no eat cookies de. so must bake something else for me ah!

Staying for 4months le i realise one very bad thing. my opposite neighbours consist of a family of kopitiam owner husband, china wife, 2 boys, a filippino maid n a dog name Max. heard from my 2 other neighbours they changed 15maids liao!!!! Beth is the 16th! so poor thing u know, jus as im typing, the man is scolding her F U n C B.. u know why? becos she fried the fish instead of steaming it!!! can die! so small thing nia! even the 2 kids 6 n 7 yrs old kena influence also scold Beth F U!!!! wat kind of family values sia... i pity Beth thats why i always pass her cakes n stuffs. but i got to be discreet as well cos they got CCTV installed which directly faces my door! Beth told me she got to work for another month then she can ask for transfer. I was told the maid agency is a family friend thats why the can change so many maids. sometimes i really wonder shd i call the police...

u asked wat i wan ma!

too bad u sick... becos i got peach cheesecake.. haiz i got to eat myself liao...

wa of cos i wan something! hehe.. very easy de. see nice nice glass beverage bottles buy for me! see cheap n nice de can liao!

Cheque is most welcome

i tot of la, but dunno u all ok not. n somemore its my 85th month park tor anniversary

put deposit lor. wahahhahaha... like those furniture store always do de. any price hikes wont affect u

hehe taoyan... u ate my cupcakes, muffins, cheesecakes le lei!

kopi kor, my offer to paint for u at a small price still stands. so after i become famous no more le ah

of cos must include my big name.. wahahahah then i become famous n charge high high prices! woohoo!

kanasai u all dun talk nonsense la! concentrate! potluck wan which day?

haiyo bro very diff to catch u. charles asked if afternoons ok? cos his mornings all full le.

chey.. excuses!