zirhk3355 1 Report post Posted October 29, 2008 Wife is like television (TV), girlfriend is like handphone (HP). At home watch TV, go out bring HP. No money, sell TV. Got money, change HP. Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP TV is free to watch; but HP, if you don't pay, services will be terminated!! TV is big, ugly, bulky but still can watch when old; HP is slim, curvy, portable but there is always a newer and nicer model. TV needs very little servicing and usually reliable for a long time; but HP breaks down easily and always need to service. Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding. TV got remote control and can switch channels if don't like. HP don't have; take it or leave it. Last but not least........ TV will never have virus, but HP yes, have VIRUS!! Most of time, once get it, HABIS already, no virus software for it!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CutePinkElephant 0 Report post Posted October 29, 2008 Wife is like television (TV), girlfriend is like handphone (HP). At home watch TV, go out bring HP. No money, sell TV. Got money, change HP. Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP TV is free to watch; but HP, if you don't pay, services will be terminated!! TV is big, ugly, bulky but still can watch when old; HP is slim, curvy, portable but there is always a newer and nicer model. TV needs very little servicing and usually reliable for a long time; but HP breaks down easily and always need to service. Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding. TV got remote control and can switch channels if don't like. HP don't have; take it or leave it. Last but not least........ TV will never have virus, but HP yes, have VIRUS!! Most of time, once get it, HABIS already, no virus software for it!! GOOD...must let my hubby read liao Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yoongf 11 Report post Posted October 29, 2008 These days.. HP got 3G + broadband.. can also watch movies.. so ... HP better hor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yokine9a 1 Report post Posted October 30, 2008 Ya lor, HP is better cos I am the HP of somebody Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevetang 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2008 Wife is like television (TV), girlfriend is like handphone (HP). At home watch TV, go out bring HP. No money, sell TV. Got money, change HP. Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP TV is free to watch; but HP, if you don't pay, services will be terminated!! TV is big, ugly, bulky but still can watch when old; HP is slim, curvy, portable but there is always a newer and nicer model. TV needs very little servicing and usually reliable for a long time; but HP breaks down easily and always need to service. Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding. TV got remote control and can switch channels if don't like. HP don't have; take it or leave it. Last but not least........ TV will never have virus, but HP yes, have VIRUS!! Most of time, once get it, HABIS already, no virus software for it!! THIS ONE IS GOOD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TYM 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2008 But I buy TV liao, no money to change HP. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zirhk3355 1 Report post Posted November 4, 2008 Ya lor, HP is better cos I am the HP of somebody !!!!!!!!! But I buy TV liao, no money to change HP. That's a high maintenance TV you got there!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CutePinkElephant 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2008 But I buy TV liao, no money to change HP. but year end bonus will come soon ma Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zirhk3355 1 Report post Posted November 5, 2008 but year end bonus will come soon ma You mean you want your ah lao to go buy a new 'HP' instead of watching the old 'TV' at home??? Anyway, for me year-end nothing much to look forward to, like my co's practice is to give AWS during year-end and bonus is in June/July. I very sway because I just joined this co so this year I will get my pro-rated AWS... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CutePinkElephant 0 Report post Posted November 5, 2008 You mean you want your ah lao to go buy a new 'HP' instead of watching the old 'TV' at home??? Anyway, for me year-end nothing much to look forward to, like my co's practice is to give AWS during year-end and bonus is in June/July. I very sway because I just joined this co so this year I will get my pro-rated AWS... no larrr.... i will buy nice dvd player and alot of dvd then... ..so my ah lao can more enjoy with his old but cute TV Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zirhk3355 1 Report post Posted November 5, 2008 no larrr.... i will buy nice dvd player and alot of dvd then... ..so my ah lao can more enjoy with his old but cute TV Cannot only have DVD ok, must also have PS3, Wii, etc. Maybe also link up your PC to the TV and can use with wireless keyboard and mouse. Must have variety! Then hubby won't get bored!! All wives must take note ahh!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yokine9a 1 Report post Posted November 6, 2008 Bro zirhk3355 very bad leh, make a TV does so much work So HP like me must always upgrade myself then bf won't get bored Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SmartFool 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2008 like how to upgrade? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yokine9a 1 Report post Posted November 6, 2008 like how to upgrade? Botox, liposuction, facelift etc etc Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CutePinkElephant 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2008 Botox, liposuction, facelift etc etc Cannot only have DVD ok, must also have PS3, Wii, etc. Maybe also link up your PC to the TV and can use with wireless keyboard and mouse. Must have variety! Then hubby won't get bored!! All wives must take note ahh!! me OLD tv liao cannot support that kind of thing and the very chan one, is black and white tv Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
